(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.
by Ben Franklin's Dick August 05, 2009

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

Just smoked, figured I might as well be Weed Whacking right now because my girlfriend has to work late.
by GoBackToForward July 09, 2015

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!
by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

by blucifer72 February 18, 2010

Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."
Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"
Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"
Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"
Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"
Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.
by hibot25 October 25, 2011
