Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

Weed Whacking

To blaze then fap.

Just smoked, figured I might as well be Weed Whacking right now because my girlfriend has to work late.

by GoBackToForward July 9, 2015

Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

weed whacking

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

by blucifer72 February 18, 2010

Weed Whacked

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.

Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."

by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006

weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.

by hibot25 October 25, 2011