Weed Whacking 

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

Weed Whacking by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

Weed Whacking 

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

Weed Whacking by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

weed whacking 

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

weed whacking by blucifer72 February 18, 2010

Weed Whacking 

To blaze then fap.

Just smoked, figured I might as well be Weed Whacking right now because my girlfriend has to work late.

Weed Whacking by GoBackToForward July 9, 2015

Weed whacking 

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

Weed whacking by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Weed Whacking 

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

Weed Whacking by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

Weed Whacking 

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

Weed Whacking by MmRatMan May 26, 2021