wee wee 

A childish word for urinating

"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"

wee wee by Billy-Bob McSanchez January 28, 2006

wee wee 

An extremely tiny penis that is barely able to be called a penis; A laughably small penis.

When Ryan's swimming trunks fell off, he didn't realize it and stepped out of the water. Us girls all laughed at his tiny, hairless wee wee!

wee wee by super hot Sarah May 12, 2010

wee wee 

a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches

Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!

wee wee by J 0 K A January 29, 2006

wee wee 

A really small penis around 1-3 inches, usually found on little boys but if on older boys it's really funny to point and laugh at.

In seventh grade, Max was completely pantsed in front of the entire class, showing everyone his cute little wee wee! Now no girls will go out with him because they know that his pee pee is a little itsy bitsy teeny weeny wee wee!!

wee wee by Max Elkot October 20, 2008

wee wee 

n.
1. Microscopic size of a male penis
2. That which is so small, is considered non-existent
3. That which is so small is a waste of skin

1. A picture of Hero's wee wee was sent to "Ripley's Believe It Or Not", but they sent it back because they did not believe it!

2. Hero is modest about his wee wee, with much to be modest about.

wee wee by kovox January 26, 2003

wee wee 

For many centuries man has called his genitalia by the name shlong or talliwhacker. For those men who have yet smaller ones, they call them wee wees. A wee wee is a gross looking penis with a face on the head scribbled in blue ink.

Little Georgey asked him mom for a new toy, so she told him to go play with his wee wee if he had nothing to play with. He played with his wee wee and soon the house blew up.

wee wee by sean October 27, 2003

Wee Wee 

A very funny word

Barry: Guess What?
Gary: What?
Barry: Wee Wee
Gary: HAHAHA *fucking dies of laughter*
Barry: What
Gary: What

Wee Wee by epic testicle master June 26, 2020