Weddong

When a dumb bitch named Gabi types wedding but doesn’t have autocorrect 😂😂😂

Gabi: “Cian’s at a weddong!"

Me: “what the fuck is a weddong?"

Weddong by Niggerindahood6969 September 7, 2019

Wedding Hangover 

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

Wedding Hangover by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding 

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

Monkey's Wedding by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding 

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

tennessee wedding by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020

Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

Canadian shotgun wedding by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

shotgun wedding 

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy

looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

shotgun wedding by brian o carroll March 31, 2003