Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

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A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning by Sairin January 6, 2005

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Webber Special

The act of giveing a female an anal creampie, she then farts it into another woman's mouth which then swallows it.

Jacob just gave that bitch the Webber Special!

Webber Special by philisophical female April 7, 2010

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sameul webber

A hot motherfucker is has a great smile. Hes good at basketball and is really nice but can be a dick sometimes. Hes A great boyfriend and treats you with respect.

Person 1: OMG i just got asked out by a sameul webber!
Person 2: OMG really! your so lucky!

sameul webber by Lisa_denum01010 May 12, 2017

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weber shkuba

when your donkey acidently licks your penis to the point where its a nub the a milk lady wips out her boob s and eats your ass

hey i just god weber shkubd

oh my mom had a weber shkuba last week

weber shkuba by Quiner March 10, 2021

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Weber State University

A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.

"I go to Weber State University"

"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"

"Oh ok"

Weber State University by papanels03 July 10, 2024

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carrie palmer weber middle school

Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School is one of the best middle schools ever. The grades range from 6-8. The teachers are amazing! They make you do there work but they teach it in a very fun way!

You - Hey.... my kid next year is going Weber. Any recommendations of what school to go to?
Me - Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School.

carrie palmer weber middle school by Bluecat16 January 10, 2018

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Salty Weber

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.

When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.

Salty Weber by uber great August 26, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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