Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

Webber Special

The act of giveing a female an anal creampie, she then farts it into another woman's mouth which then swallows it.

Jacob just gave that bitch the Webber Special!

by philisophical female April 7, 2010

sameul webber

A hot motherfucker is has a great smile. Hes good at basketball and is really nice but can be a dick sometimes. Hes A great boyfriend and treats you with respect.

Person 1: OMG i just got asked out by a sameul webber!
Person 2: OMG really! your so lucky!

by Lisa_denum01010 May 12, 2017

weber shkuba

when your donkey acidently licks your penis to the point where its a nub the a milk lady wips out her boob s and eats your ass

hey i just god weber shkubd

oh my mom had a weber shkuba last week

by Quiner March 10, 2021

Weber State University

A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.

"I go to Weber State University"

"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"

"Oh ok"

by papanels03 July 10, 2024

carrie palmer weber middle school

Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School is one of the best middle schools ever. The grades range from 6-8. The teachers are amazing! They make you do there work but they teach it in a very fun way!

You - Hey.... my kid next year is going Weber. Any recommendations of what school to go to?
Me - Carrie Palmer Weber Middle School.

by Bluecat16 January 10, 2018

Salty Weber

masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.

When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.

by uber great August 26, 2007