Waxophonist 

Beautician specialising in the violent removal of body hair, causing the person having the hair remove to make involutary screaming and howling noises that could be used in modern symphonies or just sampled for Gangsta rap....

I'm going to make you scream more than your Waxophonist ever did.

Sorry, can't make a date today, I have an appointment with my Waxophonist.

Her legs were so hairy I reckon her Waxophonist had gone bust.....

Waxophonist by BigHobbes July 21, 2011

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

saxophonist by Connmann August 17, 2009

classical saxophonist 

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

classical saxophonist by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

Saxophonist

A musician who plays the saxophone. No other musicians posses an ego as inflated as a saxophonist's other than guitarists, however their egos come from different places, for guitarists their ego comes from the belief that their instrument is superior whereas saxophonist's ego come from the knowledge that their instrument is superior.

person 1 "I am a saxophonist"
person 2 "Fuck off"

Saxophonist by Hellmine Cornish June 26, 2023