Water sausage 

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

Water sausage by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019

Water sausage 

A wetland flowering plant with brown, oblong seedpods. Known less commonly as "typha."

Oh! It is a "water sausage."

Water sausage by Negative_Hippie March 1, 2016

Water Sausage 

It is a water balloon that uses a condom instead of an actual balloon.

Y'all seen that mufucka smackin people with his water sausage?

Water Sausage by Cammurabhi May 23, 2018

Water sausage 

Any person. Comes from the fact that we are nothing but meat and water encased in skin, much like a hot dog or sausage

Guy 1: hey, what's up water sausage?

Guy 2: Not much, you?

Water sausage by bootywarrior3 March 1, 2015

Water sausage 

Basically a water sausage is a hot dog

“Seriously you would at least try to fool me with a hot dog first, which is just a water sausage in a bun”

Water sausage by Underfell December 14, 2018

Water Sausage 

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

Water Sausage by Zoent November 18, 2020

Water Sausage 

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

Water Sausage by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025