Water melon crawl 

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..

Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.

Water melon crawl by Drunkinskater December 13, 2010

watermelon crawl 

A dance from the song by buddy brock and zach turner and recorded by tracy byrd peaked number 4 in the united states.

He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl

watermelon crawl by charles9845698743 October 24, 2011

Watermelon Crawl

When a person goes to the Rocky Ford fair and blacks out at the beer garden, and they still find their way home.

I went to the beer garden at the Rocky Ford fair with my friends, and I did the watermelon crawl home.

Watermelon Crawl by TheWatermelonCrawler March 19, 2026