Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."

I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

Water Dog by MartialV December 30, 2007

Water Dog

Racist slur for someone of Portugese decent that that can be applied to the the thick dark uncontrollable hair that the individual may posses like their prized breed of dogs. Can also be used as a slur against Portugese in general.

Matt you fu*kin Water Dog you should be embarrsed of yourself you son of bitch.

Water Dog by Bobby Bker July 10, 2010

Water Dog

A dolphin or porpoise.

Hey, yo man. I kinda like these(dolphins). They are like water dogs.

Water Dog by Minnesoulja May 26, 2007

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

water dog by Light Joker June 21, 2004

water dog

any person or persons that spend a quantity of time in a pool atmosphere, and exhibit egotistical tendencies to compensate for PPWTS(permanent pool water testicular shrinkage).

M. Avilla

water dog by w. Igger November 11, 2002

Water dog

When you pump a lot of water into a woman’s vagina

Wow dude I water dogged my wife last night

Water dog by Cowfish September 30, 2021

portuguese water dog 

a breed of dog that originated from portugal, where they helped fisherman catch fish. they have webbed feet, and a blue tint to their skin. they generally love being in the water. they have either curly or wavy hair, and are either black brown or white.

Look, that portuguese water dog is swimming in the lake!

portuguese water dog by <3ssej March 15, 2009