Water

An abundant liquid that is very addicting. Everyone, including Chuck Norris, need this type of particular chemical in them, daily. Water is consist of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. It's very addicting compare to other drinks. Alcohol comes in second against the legendary water. No one can survive without this common "chemical." Water is an essential part of life. Our body is made up of 98% of this addicting chemical. Water can be either sell legally or illegally.

**Diffy EQ**
David: Dr. Tang, may I get a drink of water.
Dr. Tang: No.
David: I need my common daily chemical or I'll die.
Dr. Tang: Sure.
**David at Chick-fil-A**
David: I want the ultimate meal.
Manager: Alrighty, what would you like to drink?
David: Water...the essence of life...
Manager: But you get free coke with "the ultimate meal."
David: God dammit sir! I just want my water!

by BenchMax345 February 21, 2008

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The element that we all need to survive. It is one of the most important substance known to mankind which can sustain lives. Freezes at 0 degree celsius and boils at 100 degree celsius. It is used for drinking, showering, farming, transport etc. Also tastes the best when drank at 3am.

Damn lemme get that sip of water

by bored hong kong student August 15, 2021

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Water

this liquid which is drinkable and has no calories

Person1: hey jared i’m thirsty but on a diet
Person2: Did you try water yet Mike? It has no calories!
Person1: Water? Count me in!

by brokeboy10010 August 28, 2021

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Water

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

by Roastmasters May 30, 2009

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Epic misspelling of "whatever".

Originated in Southern California after a heated exchange on Myspace was ended with someone saying "you sure are an ass to me to try to make me look dumm.. water im out"

"I have tons of homework, but water im out"
"She said "I love you" and I was like, water"

by 24769 December 16, 2009

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