Wassmer

Someone who never wants to run for a political office but gets pushed into it anyway.

We need a slot to fill for ballot access. We will just need to find a Wassmer to do our bidding for us.

by Superman for the American way April 14, 2022

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.

Fuck Debbie Wasserman Schultz

by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016

wassergunt

An uber gunt. A gigantic meat flap of fat so big that it connects an enormous belly and and a cunt.

That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009

Wasserburger

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

Wasser

Deutsch for "water"

Trink Wasser!

by anus lick April 10, 2003

wassergock

An uber gock. A gigantic, sagging belly full of man butter that blocks access to the cock.

His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!

by Granuppie April 10, 2009