Waspie 

A person (usually an Emo) Who wants to be an Aspie. A person who is an Aspie has a neurological difference called Aspergers Syndrome, a mild forum of autism that has good and bad attributes such as Depression, anger, emotional issues, Anti-social behavior, rebellious nature, trouble socializing, psychological problems Above average or higher Intelligence, Passions in one subject, eccentric personality and possibly great talents if the talent is productive and can tribute to the world.
Waspies are completely Normal people, higly social, average
Intelligence sometimes lowered because of the constant social non-productive rituals (i.e Shopping, hanging out at the mall, popularity contests) Waspies do not like their normal selves. They want to be different and unique like an Aspie and pretended they suffer their emotional problems. Not realizing just means someone has Aspergers doesn't mean their rebellious unique individuals. They want to be weird, insane depressed and think being psychologically disturbed will make you look cool. Because it seems that now-a-days Preppy popular young people. Don't want to be preppy and popular but desire to be social misfits cause it's more "cool"

Waspie was inspired by the term Wigger

I hate those Waspies being such attention whores. Why the hell would you want to have Aspergers syndrome?, Don't they realize being unique like an Aspie is a big price to pay-Your social life. It's like a curse, man you get to be weird like what those Waspies desire but your social ability is impaired.

Those social fools would die right away if you infected them with Aspergers. They wouldn't like it. They would be like us staying the hell out of Wrongplanet.com where the Waspies hang out. Dude those Waspies totally took over our forum.
Dawm Emo kids.

Waspie by Marlys (Beatle_Soul October 23, 2007

WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

Wassie 

Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.

Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

waspers

The Appalachian slang for the plural of wasps.

Just look at all them waspers in the attic!

waspers by poor moe, poor moe July 14, 2009

Warpie 

A person who attends Warped Tour.

Taylor: Hey, you went to warped tour this year. That means you're not a warped virgin anymore.
Katrina: Yeah, I'm a warpie now.

Warpie by Warpette September 6, 2013

Waspinatorian 

Broken. In multiple parts. Destroyed. From the Beast Wars character Waspinator, who was often in such condition

His car was Waspinatorian after the crash.

Waspinatorian by KamenRiderFaiz May 27, 2008