poor man’s hand warmer 

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

poor man’s hand warmer by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Warner's Bay Mafia 

The Warner's Bay Mafia was an infamous gang located in Warner's Bay, Australia. Known for their indiscriminate vandalism and graffiti, no one messed with the WBM.

"Hey man, did you see the bin the Warner's Bay Mafia burned?"
"Yeah I did, I'm so frightened of them, they're so cool"

Warner's Bay Mafia by I already regret this. December 21, 2017

Tijuana sock-warmer 

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

Tijuana sock-warmer by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer 

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

splooge warmer by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

sack warmer 

The act of warming ones balls by releasing flatulence within confined clothing

Yo man, my nutz were cold until I floated a sack warmer.

sack warmer by The Napalm Overlord May 15, 2014

scrotom warmer 

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.

hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

scrotom warmer by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006