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Warm Milk 

(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.
The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.
Warm Milk by KprettyfromChicagoCity January 27, 2012
Can you bring it or leave warm milk for me, I can get it when I get home .
Warm milk by Xxetheralfoxc June 9, 2026
warm milk by Fartmasterr3000 June 11, 2026

Warm Milk Comics 

A web comic created by Ralphy Suarez.
Ralphy: I have a new strip up. *PIMP* *PIMP* go to www.warmmilkcomics.com. *END OF PIMP*
Warm Milk Comics by lil_sexpie April 27, 2004

Salty warm milk

It's cum
Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT
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