wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

by Utz89 August 20, 2004

Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

by Canadamus_Prime September 7, 2004

when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area

"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"

by MUnit August 30, 2004

Wardrobe Mistress

1) Someone who helps you get into and out of costumes during theatre shows.

2) A bad excuse for a perv!

1) My wardrobe mistress is a star, she's so helpful!!

2) My wardrobe mistress just wants to see my naked.. it's kinda arousing, but scary...

by camino_abdullah July 4, 2011

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 22, 2017

The clothes you have sitting around to throw on during an online meeting

I had an unexpected meeting pop up, so I visited the WebEx Wardrobe.

by Smarmy McQueasy August 23, 2023