War Shit 

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

War Shit by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023

zigzag shit war 

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.

Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war

zigzag shit war by xXiiSyn April 14, 2014

shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole

my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit

shit war by j griff January 22, 2011

The shit war 

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.

A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war

The shit war by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020

War Shitting 

Using a shitter and a Laptop, PDA or Bathroom computer while using a wireless network for internet access.

The use of an Apple Powerbook is best as they get much warmer than other laptops which keeps you knees warm.

other names - Warshit, Warshitting, Warpoop, Warpooping

I'm war shitting while using my Powerbook G4

War Shitting by Knott John April 2, 2005

shitbag war whore 

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.

Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore

shitbag war whore by savvy momma May 15, 2009

warshits 

Porcelain pealing, explosive diarrhea that makes you salute the turd like the flag of your country.

I ate at the Mexican restaurant tonight and got a screaming case of the warshits.

warshits by dead_rebel May 14, 2011