The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
by Mooj the Taliban Man April 22, 2011
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1. The feeling you get after you do a wap or injection of a street drug

2. Someone who is intoxicated off of using a street drug intravenously
1. I really want to shoot up some meth so I can be wappy happy all day!

2. She just wapped 50cc's of coke so she will be wappy happy all night
by CFock December 13, 2008
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When you play with the womans clit while shes having an intense orgasm.
"OMG" "flappy wappy", ur clit tastes so good
by DIG BICK MAN February 12, 2021
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I see Greg is buying a lot of Cialis, I heard his wife say he has a flappy wappy
by Skuzzy81 October 2, 2020
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Doing many things in a very fast and disarrayed way
My friend Michael was being very Flappy Wappy with the light switch
by ghosthacker478 January 9, 2021
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