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Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.
Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!
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whappy slappy 

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noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock
"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."
whappy slappy by bigc22 July 23, 2009
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