When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

Blind man's wank by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010

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posh man's wank

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

posh man's wank by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009

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Mank wank

A wank with marmite.

I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank

Mank wank by Ben is Zero January 21, 2017

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Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

Mannequin Wank by Squidissued October 19, 2019

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