wank holiday 

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

wank holiday by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006

wank holiday 

A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.

Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.

wank holiday by Ben Dover of thet Yard July 20, 2008

Wank Holiday 

A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.

"What did you get up to on friday?"

"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"

Wank Holiday by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009

Wank Holiday 

The term used when you have to work on a Bank Holiday when you really don't want to. I.e. A Working Bank Holiday

Sorry can't do anything today unlike the rest of you cos I'm on a Wank Holiday

Wank Holiday by Gazmonde May 3, 2010

Wank Holiday 

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.

Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!

Wank Holiday by LordJenal August 28, 2022