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Ancient Kenyan term referring to a skeet receptacle. Long suspected as culprit behind infamous fecal deposits in Bullock Hall toilets. The original black asshole remains an allusive figure, but his lore around Clark University is unparalleled.
Wanjau, that turd is wider then the diameter of a gorilla's rectum. How could that have possibly come out of a human's colon?
Wanjau by John Bassett February 10, 2007
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Instructor at Ferris State University. One who is a lazy piece of shit bastard who lives at home with only his dog. And makes his students do work that was not taught. The instructor being five minutes late to class is early, ten to fifteen minutes is average, if going to be later a call is issued to a student to wait forty five minutes and class is held late.
My instructor hasn't been laid in the last decade, what a wanjack.
Wanjack by Lead dog January 24, 2011
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A good friend who gets them bitches 4free. His life is ballin.
Damn Wanja throws them bitches like them basketballz.
Wanja by Onaibaf October 3, 2017
Wanja is mostly a hot fuckboy.
Mostly he has brown hairs and blue or green eyes.

And he becoms any girl that he want to become.
wanja
Wanja by Eeje January 2, 2017
British slang used to refer to money.
wanja by Lesbopants April 18, 2010
A Wanja is a german slang for chronic masturbator
I'm so sad my son became a Wanja. I should have worn a condom
Wanja by Jassholejazzersize March 27, 2011
Wanja the name of the sexiest waifu uwu and wanja is the god of anime girls and waifus besides he fucked your mom
My Waifu is Wanja
Wanja by Dr.UwU November 21, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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