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Wangtrain 

Refers to current descendants of the Wang Ji House from the Zhou Dynasty. The Wangs were noted horsemen who were notorious for riding through warring provinces to fuck shit up, just pounding their way to victory. In their celebrations that followed, the Wangs would host parties full of booze, dancing, and debauchery that everyone was guaranteed to wake up fucked up and hungover the following afternoon.

Time has eroded many of the war-mongering traits in the modern day descendants. However, if given enough alcohol, these Wangs would turn on their Asian glow, get on the dancefloor, and ensure a party is always properly raging.
Man, look at Wangtrain tear that shit up!

*Asian guy turns red*
White Dude: So you gonna get this party started or what?
Asian Dude: Fuck Yeah! I am! *Gets girls on the d-floor*
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4: WANGTRAIN!!!!
Wangtrain by Wangermeister August 30, 2011
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Noun: A man who bones a girl, breaks up with her sometime later, and eventually goes back to her. Pun on wang and boomerang.
Hey, Randy and Mandy are back together again!
Yeah, dude. He's such a wangarang.
Wangarang by BlaxMyth December 4, 2009

wangtang 

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.
I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.
wangtang by wutangfu February 25, 2011

wangtangular 

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.
Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!
wangtangular by D. Morris February 24, 2006

wang train 

Usually consists of 2 girls and three guys; one gay, one bi, and one straight. The gay guy is the conducter while the first girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Then the second guy is giving it to the first girl while the second girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Finally the straight guy is railing the Second chick to complete the train. ALL ANAL!
Dude last night we found two girls on craigslist who would wang train for $450.
wang train by M. Lester May 22, 2007

wangtang_v2 

WangTang_V2 from BustaBit is a word for someone who has done a $1,000,000 gambling bet for retarded odds. or small amount of money. When someone does a huge bet you call them a WangTang_V2, unlike a generic Ryan who pussies out.
You going to do a huge bet and beat the max bet, gonna be a WangTang_V2 unlike a generic as fuck Ryan??
wangtang_v2 by Shilro September 11, 2020

wankbrain 

One who only thinks of masturbation.
He's one hell of a wankbrain
wankbrain by Tris Jon October 12, 2006