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Wangtrain 

Refers to current descendants of the Wang Ji House from the Zhou Dynasty. The Wangs were noted horsemen who were notorious for riding through warring provinces to fuck shit up, just pounding their way to victory. In their celebrations that followed, the Wangs would host parties full of booze, dancing, and debauchery that everyone was guaranteed to wake up fucked up and hungover the following afternoon.

Time has eroded many of the war-mongering traits in the modern day descendants. However, if given enough alcohol, these Wangs would turn on their Asian glow, get on the dancefloor, and ensure a party is always properly raging.
Man, look at Wangtrain tear that shit up!

*Asian guy turns red*
White Dude: So you gonna get this party started or what?
Asian Dude: Fuck Yeah! I am! *Gets girls on the d-floor*
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4: WANGTRAIN!!!!
Wangtrain by Wangermeister August 30, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Noun: A man who bones a girl, breaks up with her sometime later, and eventually goes back to her. Pun on wang and boomerang.
Hey, Randy and Mandy are back together again!
Yeah, dude. He's such a wangarang.
Wangarang by BlaxMyth December 4, 2009

wangtang 

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.
I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.
wangtang by wutangfu February 25, 2011

wangtangular 

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.
Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!
wangtangular by D. Morris February 24, 2006

wang train 

Usually consists of 2 girls and three guys; one gay, one bi, and one straight. The gay guy is the conducter while the first girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Then the second guy is giving it to the first girl while the second girl is wearing a strap-on doing him. Finally the straight guy is railing the Second chick to complete the train. ALL ANAL!
Dude last night we found two girls on craigslist who would wang train for $450.
wang train by M. Lester May 22, 2007

wangtang_v2 

WangTang_V2 from BustaBit is a word for someone who has done a $1,000,000 gambling bet for retarded odds. or small amount of money. When someone does a huge bet you call them a WangTang_V2, unlike a generic Ryan who pussies out.
You going to do a huge bet and beat the max bet, gonna be a WangTang_V2 unlike a generic as fuck Ryan??
wangtang_v2 by Shilro September 11, 2020

wankbrain 

One who only thinks of masturbation.
He's one hell of a wankbrain
wankbrain by Tris Jon October 12, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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