Wango Tango 

A fairly crude way of describing " sexual intercourse" popularized in song by rock musician Ted Nugent in the early 1980's

"I took Beth to the prom and afterwards we did the Wango Tango"

Wango Tango by Donna K. March 27, 2003

Wango Tango 

it's oral sex on a woman. In the song he describes it, "you get her right ankle out, you get her left ankle out, you get her belly propped down, you get her butt propped up"

Last night when I was with Becky I did the Wango Tango and she loved it

Wango Tango by nafloot August 13, 2005

wango tango 

running up to someone and giving them a random wedgie

ahh! gracie just gave her a wango tango!

wango tango by MsNewBooty85 September 26, 2008

Wango Tango 

To be engaged in combat, and throw a 1,2,3 punch followed by a spinning flip kick.

Ryan came at me last night, i had to hit him with the wango tango.

Wango Tango by Dirty Burger Bill July 4, 2018

wango-tango 

A better way of saying "dry-humping"

wango-tango full-throttle is the next step above, sex

Do you wango-tango? No, I wango-tango full-throttle!

wango-tango by Carlisle Holliday March 7, 2011

wang-tang 

Male version of "poon-tang". Pertaining to that of penis, male genitalia, or sexual encounters with men. One who is in heat, will go on a sexual escapade in hopes of finding male attention.

"Ok ladies, are you ready to take on the wang-tang!"

"I havent had sex in over a month, I need some wang-tang. Mmmmmm."

wang-tang by 224 November 29, 2006

Big Wang Tang 

The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.

Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic...
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!

Big Wang Tang by ChocoboOfChaos August 29, 2021