Walters most likely brush their hair with a banana peel with lemon juice on the inside to make his hair extra blond and shiny. walters are virgos and highly dangerous if you say a dad joke. walters will never ever stop laughing smileing or being blond
by Planed chad February 1, 2022
Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.
by I faltered and Voted Walter April 18, 2022
a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.
Especially useful in mixed company
Especially useful in mixed company
"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."
"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."
"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."
by ratinacage May 7, 2009
A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.
"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"
by Waltersfan April 17, 2009
1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.
2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.
2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.
by BobJim March 19, 2014
by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019
Walter is typically a white old man or a middle aged black man, but sometimes is a goth half Asian dj who is really sexy
by stormblade0 May 3, 2009