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Walrus Face 

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.
Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?
Walrus Face by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010

Walrus Face 

Most commonly used 'emoticon' by kash monay. It is represented by a colon " : " and a " 3 " ... hence, = :3. This emoticon can be used for various interpretations, but all with the same purpose -to make a certain delivery boy smile :)
Did you see that hose bee who likes the walrus face?
-No, why?
...he's such an amazing snorlax! :3
Walrus Face by Kash monay ;3 September 18, 2012

WalrusFace 

A non-linear, non-command line, non-computer based interface is perfect for datasets where n > 50 billion.
Oh hey! Did you use R to run that regression?

No, no...I used WalrusFace.
WalrusFace by gradhell October 30, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026