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Walmart Heel fan 

A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.
Did you see that Walmart Heel fan drive his John Deere tractor into the bass fishing pond?
Walmart Heel fan by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007

Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.
The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.
Wal-Mart fan by b4c December 28, 2007

Wal-Mart UT Fan 

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
Wal-Mart UT Fan by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.
Walmartians by legz2walk April 29, 2008

walmartian 

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
walmartian by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

Walmartian 

The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
OR
People that hang out at Walmart.
OR
the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.