Walmart fan
A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
Walmart fan by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013
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Walmart Heel fan
A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.
Walmart Heel fan by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007
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Wal-Mart fan
The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.
REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?
DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.
REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?
DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.
Wal-Mart fan by b4c December 28, 2007
Wal-Mart UT Fan
Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?
Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
Wal-Mart UT Fan by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010
Walmartians
Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
Walmartians by legz2walk April 29, 2008
walmartian
Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
walmartian by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
Walmartian
The people you see shopping at Walmart at 3am for other reasons than to get medicine for themselves or a family member.
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People that hang out at Walmart.
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the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
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People that hang out at Walmart.
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the crazy people you see at Walmart talking to themselves.
"Last week my son was sick, so I went to Walmart to get some childrens tylenol and there were like 3 or 4 families there shopping for clothes and other things you would buy IF IT WASN'T 3AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING. They must like to hang out at Walmart.....they're Walmartians.
Walmartian by worker bee # 4,657,891,326,548 March 1, 2009
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