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wallace's big mistake 

A short youtube series made in gmod.
Have you watched wallace's big mistake yet?
wallace's big mistake by Jraves September 4, 2022
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Wallace's Razor 

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
Wallace's Razor by Razor Author March 31, 2023

wallace.supremacy 

A very... interesting person 🤔
Hey did you hear about wallace.supremacy's Lego miku figure?

John Wallace Middle School 

A school in Connecticut where they're basic bitches in there who think they're popular, but there not. A lot of fuckboys who think they're lit or popular but there not. Pretty a school of basic bitches and fuckboys.
Person 1: what school you go to.
Person 2 : John Wallace Middle School
Person 1: I pray for u

Wallace Middle School 

A Middle School in Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You instantly get into drama and get your dick sucked by a girl called Junat .
You got your dick sucked by Junat ?
You go to Wallace middle school ? No wonder you have hella drama

Wallace Middle School 

you will most likely get into drama... girls will wanna fight for no type and boys play girls like board games and don’t give a fuck for example, stacy, Nathan, Justin and trust me if you ask any girl at Wallace they can name a few more. blue house kids stink like two cans a bounce that ass. Gold house kids stupid stupid. Red house kids always starting some drama.HERE IS THE TEA nudes will some how get exposed so if you sending a boy nudes or doing the nasty be prepared for the whole school to know.. in wallace there is no such thing as a secret...anyways like mr.williams says, “enjoy your stay at Wallace”
You go to Wallace middle school? Oh that’s tuff

sloppy wallace 

The act of a man giving another man with a loose asshole a rimjob wearing a wallace (from wallace and gromit) mask. Often the receiver will have diarrhea at the time for extra sloppiness.
Samuel and his boyfriend enjoy giving eachother sloppy wallaces when they have the runs
sloppy wallace by Mcjj21 November 10, 2014
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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