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Face Wall 

A other way of using "face palm" but this one is much harsher as you would slam your face/forehead into the wall because of how stupid/overused something is.
Joe: They should make a futuristic version of Modern Warfare! That would be so awesome! You could use short lightsabers for knifes and force grenades!

Bob: *Face wall*

Joe:Why'd you do that?!?

Bob: YOUR IDEA IS FREAKING RETARDED!
Face Wall by Carnivore_JJS December 12, 2009

Face The Wall 

You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.
What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”

”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”
Face The Wall by Fulwin September 11, 2020

Face The Wall 

You have earned execution by firing squad as a result of being a degenerate no one wants to be around.
"All I'm saying is the truth, women are in their prime at 12 years old and they're unfuckable old hags by the time-"

"How compelling! We don't need to hear any more of your degeneracy. Please face the wall."

Face the Wall 

The acceptable command the morning after, when, with all dignity lost, one more pork is a must.
"Face the wall"
"Im not going to do that, why? (giggling)"
"Face the fucking wall"
Face the Wall by Roflmoose June 19, 2011

when someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook 

they are too lazy, and.or under the influence of swag.

they are too swagalicious to do so in which would mean they are lessening their swag-o-meter just to click on your profile and write something back.
"When someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook.. "

girl: hey! how are you?
boy: (comments on wallpost) great, you?
girl: why dont you post back on my wall?
boy: (comments on wallpost) i have too much swag.

facebook wall hickey 

when one person, typically female, dominates the facebook wall of her significant other in order to leave her mark on that person and keep other potential love interests from pursuing him. similar to the logic behind a person, typically male, giving a significant other a hickey.
she posts an inside joke on his wall, followed by a heart, every 4 hours. clearly she's giving him a facebook wall hickey.