walks on water 

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus

Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..

walks on water by Anal Penetration By Forcce August 5, 2011

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

walk on water 

1. Greatest thing ever.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.

Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.

I love him so much, he can walk on water.

I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.

walk on water by invisible February 2, 2004

Walk on water 

Dry ice

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice

Walk on water by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019