Walk-In Closet  

A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.

Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !

Walk-In Closet by family funday March 30, 2009

walk-in closet 

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

walk-in closet by killfukmary October 10, 2014

Walk-In Closet 

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.

Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."

Walk-In Closet by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008

Walk-In Closet 

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

Walk-In Closet by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010