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Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.
Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.
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WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy
I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection
WalMart Connection by CANINE February 19, 2008

walmart connection

-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.

-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"

"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."

Walmart connection

Used by African Americans when playing against them in some sort of online gaming. The term itself makes no sense to any other race, but African Americans use it frequently to express the lag they might be getting from you, or lag you might be encountering.
SurfNstuff92: Dude I'm frickin lagging
BIGBOYPLAYA802: ay nigga you got a Walmart connection.
LEBRON23: HAAA NIGGA BITCH AZZ WALMART NIGGA

walmart connection

a person who has very bad xbox live connection causing the whole game to lag.
leonardo1596 has a walmart connection.
walmart connection by dicky1596 January 23, 2011

Walmart Connection

Someone who's running a lousy internet connection.
Dude, your computer is so fucking slow

Well, it's because i have a friggin walmart connection
Walmart Connection by Raymond5495 January 20, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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