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wake and slake 

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).
Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".
wake and slake by Busnardo May 5, 2014
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Wake and Slake 

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.
Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow
Wake and Slake by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake
I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.
wake and shake by whitebolo April 16, 2005

wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up
dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up
wake and shake by eggz09 March 4, 2012

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up and starting your day by ingesting large amounts of speed, preferably by method of insufflation.
Jimmy started his day with a wake and shake- he woke up and immediately started blowing his brother's prescription of adderall. Five minutes later he started to clean his entire house.

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.
I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

Wake and Shake

The compelling need to get off after awaking.
Also known as the Nap and Slap.
The young woman, Britt, demanded that Dale be on MSN when she awoke so she could Wake and Shake, although she knew she secretly wanted to ask Ava to assist in her Nap and Slap.
Wake and Shake by NotAva0a June 8, 2010
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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