Wairs
Wairs by notthatguypal23 August 11, 2021
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lego star wars the complete saga
Better than sex
lego star wars the complete saga by PickleManDan July 23, 2017
The Great Coochie Wars
The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021
waist management
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
Shipping Wars
Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.
I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars
Shipping Wars by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013
Warsaw Indiana
Person 1: I need a hip replacement AND some drugs.
Person 2: Oh.. just go to Warsaw Indiana for that.
Person 2: Oh.. just go to Warsaw Indiana for that.
Warsaw Indiana by Supastaaar December 7, 2017
mouth wars
when two loud mouthed fucks stage an obnoxious public dis-off intentionally loud so everyone in their immediate presence can be witness to their display of foulness.
Pernell: "Did you hear Lou and Chris gettin down on each other at the drag queen beauty pageant last saturday?"
Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."
Pernell: "solid...."
Ernestine: "holla"
Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."
Pernell: "solid...."
Ernestine: "holla"
mouth wars by cMoney Disco November 7, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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