The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.
Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"
Cell's Voice We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.
Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.
I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuckshipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars
when two loud mouthed fucks stage an obnoxious public dis-off intentionally loud so everyone in their immediate presence can be witness to their display of foulness.
Pernell: "Did you hear Lou and Chris gettin down on each other at the drag queen beauty pageant last saturday?"
Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."