waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

waggler by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

doo-waggler

The portion of the male genetalial that is located in the crotch region of the pants.

If you shake it more than twice your guilty of playing with your doo-waggler!

doo-waggler by leemoney January 12, 2008

Willy Waggler 

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

Willy Waggler by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

cunt waggler 

A girl who unfairly uses being female as a way to get preferential treatment over others.

-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."

-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."

cunt waggler by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014

vag waggler

A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.

She flirted with me nonstop, then she ripped my heart out, what a vag waggler.

vag waggler by pricy January 22, 2007

nugget waggler 

A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.

Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!

God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!

nugget waggler by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008