Wade

To take a sick day at work, when you're not really sick.

Man I think I might take a wade day.

by Hop along March 14, 2015

wade

a white male who almost inexcusably can pass off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big dicks and tall women.

man....you are the blackest white kid i know....you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.

by topbiscuit December 14, 2010

waded

To suddenly go MIA at a college university.

Brett: Hey, have you seen Melissa?
Jeff: No, that bitch got waded.
Brett: Good.

by WadedPU March 19, 2007

wade

one who doesnt know what they want

wade: i think i like you

1 week later....
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore

by gokickrocks May 24, 2011

Wade

Getting close to a girl with the intention of getting into her underwear.

Person 1: I have become really good friends with Ellie Ward recently.

Person 2: WADE!

by Brickyy March 30, 2011

wade

A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.

Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."

by maxren November 9, 2012

Wade

A Greasy looking kid who has abnormally good luck with the ladies.

He's so greasy looking but still gets laid. Must be a Wade.

by DaPhatBastard October 25, 2016