wacker drive 

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

wacker drive by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

Lower Wacker Drive 

(V). A means of sexual pleasure, Lower Wacker Drive (named after the street in Chicago IL) is when a man (on bottom in stated position) rubs his penis along the crevice of a girl’s vagina. In addition to simply rubbing his penis against the virginal crevice, he generally uses the girl’s fecal matter as a lubricant in this action. This is generally performed in the back of a moving car.

Well we picked up this hott hitch hiker and I couldn't resist giving her a Lower Wacker Drive.

Lower Wacker Drive by Dr. Peter Hogenson DDS October 17, 2006