wacker

1:wanna be hacker
2:wacks things that shall not be mentioned

1:"I'M THE BEST HACKER MAAAAAN, IM GONNA HACKING YAHOO RIGHT NOW!!!"-{fucking lamer}

:some1 who gets mad or arroused & starts wacking sh!t

by nate slack August 31, 2004

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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

by jjfrey October 12, 2010

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A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

by Richierich7896 August 10, 2017

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Wacker Jacks

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.

You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

by Weapon Xman G forreal November 16, 2010

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