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Able to be 'whatthef-ed' at; Stupid, or confusing.
When Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock, the public was so puzzled that the event was named wtfable.
Related Words
WTFNB • WTFBBQ • WTFB • WTFNESS • WTFBombs • wtfnoob • wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr • WTFN • Wtfna • wtfabi
A new yet unknown phenomena. When a person (usually a lolcow) posted something that was very serious in an extreme manner, the flamming/trolling against these types of people immediately stops and he or she becomes a wtfbull for the rest of their lives. Unlike lolcows, wtfbulls grows an amount of wtf and lose (similar to how a bull grows its horns). Due to this, the said person can cause you to go insane.

Do not approach them, avoid them at all cost and run for your life because you may get hurt by their "wtf" horns.

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Run! This lolcow is now a wtfbull, run as fast as your can!
wtfbull by TheDickSwordz December 22, 2021
Why the fuck not? Used when expressing enthusiasm for something.
1: Hey wanna have a McDonald's feast?
2: WTFN?
WTFN by Red Cure April 3, 2008
1. An internet video clip of an epic explosion. Many people use this in case of weegee or some other catastrophic event occuring.
2. A internet meme which people say when some one nterrupts there conversation: like a ninja.
1.
Weegee: You will DIE.
Person: WTFBOOM!!! *explodes*
2.
Person A: So what else u wanna talk about?
Person B: I really don't kno-
Random Noob: HAI THERE
Person A: WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *explodes*
wtfboom by WTFBoom123 June 18, 2011

WTFBombs 

Famous ASCII shit! ROFLCOPTER, WTFBOMBS, LOLLERSKATES, etc
LOL YUO FAG.. THAT ROFLCOPTER DROPPED teh WTFBombs
WTFBombs by LiquidfusioNz June 25, 2005
WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.
P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven
WTFNSMB by Keniz April 7, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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