portmead's definitions

welsh wok

a welsh man that has alot of unprotected sexual incounters.

girl 1: he is so cute
girl 2: havent you heard? he is a total welsh wok.

by portmead January 1, 2022

wok

the red toilet seat shaped mark on the ass when a person, usually someone suffering with irratable bowel syndrome, sits on the toilet for so long.

man: up for some cheeky bum sex?
woman: no sorry, ive got a wok

by portmead January 1, 2022