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Wlad (sometimes written as Vlad) is an amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Wlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Wlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Wlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Wlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Wlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Wlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

Wlad by WonnaBeLikeWlad September 18, 2020

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Wlad

A unkown being that came to earth. He enjoys doing naughty furry things to himself.

Me - Hey look at this website.
User - Oh… Isn’t that Wlad?
Me - Oh. I didn’t notice, Well let’s move on.

Wlad by miniikiwi December 31, 2022

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wlad L’qhab

A maghrebian slang, Plural of the word Weld l’Qahba, and it means “son of bitches”

Moroccans are 0 % arabs, 0 amazigh. 100 % wlad l’qhab

wlad L’qhab by Sheikh.Mate November 24, 2023

hen wlad fy nhadau

the welsh national anthem (don't even think about the other one). translates as "land of my fathers. a completely badass song that they are extremely proud to belt out at the top of their voices

oh did you hear the welsh national anthem, the way they sang it at the world cup...

"mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi..." (the old land of my fathers is dear to me)

... putting the americans to shame, who were just mumbling?

"GWLAAAAAD!!" (country)

yeah, that's exceedingly cool

hen wlad fy nhadau by eeee4444 November 24, 2022

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wladimir

Wladimir is a Really nice looking Man. He is hot in the inside and cool outside! He can get every girl and women he wants. He can fuck 24/7 nonstop. He is a Pro in every game and every sport ever existed! Dont mess with wladimir he can beat everyone up.

Jo youre like Wladimir.

wladimir by Wladi January 5, 2017

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wladek

not a weeb or Otaku

Q: "Wladek, are you a weeb"

A: "No, I have never said im a weeb or Otaku

wladek by Scottish Labour Party March 14, 2021

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Wladislaw

Polish name - equivalent in English "Walter"

Wladislaw commonly shortened as Wlad

Wladislaw by R Watson September 4, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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