Westy

Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.

"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."

by Mr. G. West July 3, 2008

Westy

someone who lives in the western suburbs, i.e. generally the poorer side of town. Whilst not all residents are (un)worthy of the term westy, simplying living in a suburb with the word west justifies it. Westies are usually angry people with pale ,crappy skin, a testament to the amount of junkfood and soft drink they usually consume. Westies love to wear brands such as wu-tang, DaDA and the eminem show as well as ride bikes with plastic bags attached holding beer cans. They almost always smoke(cigarettes or pot) and they love R&B and usually end up trying to be "sik" like nelly and others by adding such words to their incredibly stunted vocabulary as "dawg", they also swear alot and despite having as much intelligence as a genetically modified carrot they actually are quite original in how many ways they can say fuck(fuckem, fuckest etc...). It is rare at all if westies actually complete high school as most can barely think coherently, let alone actually do simple maths or keep to a schedule.

a person wearing dada, crappy scragly beard who smokes alot.. sorta self explanatory

by benny123 July 23, 2005

westy

A person who comes from West Auckland, New Zealand.
Characterised by their black jeans, old black Metallica, Harlet Davidson T-Shirts, Fisherman Ribbed Black jerseys and mullet haircuts. Often seen wearing Nomad shoes (from 1980's highschool genre)

Man that dude driving the rusty cortina with the fluffy dice is a real Westy.

by Undy Bumgrope June 26, 2004

Westy

A radical and otherwiswe totally awesome home on wheels of german manufacture. Has a pop top, stove and lots of soul

Hey bro, lets nail the reggae fest this weekend. It would be hella pimp if we could convince the missus to let us take your westy!

by jeff matthews September 7, 2007

westy

A term describing a thing or an act as being very substandard.

Example 1

Guy1 - "This beeper keeps shutting off on it's own!"
Guy2 - "Dude, toss that WESTY beeper out and by a cell phone"

Example 2

"Traveling by Grayhound Bus?....WESTY!"

by Gary G December 28, 2005

westy

another name for the venareal disease (gonnorhea) usually acquired from intercourse with dirty whores, symptoms include painful urination, and sharp pains in the urethra.

mike: "dude....i woke up this morning and it burned when i took a piss, i googled it...i think that girl gave me the westy"

steve: "probably...she has been ridden more than an elevator"

by captain outrageous July 21, 2010

Westy

Westy is a short kid who knows nothing about mountain bikes and says some of the most stupid things you will ever hear example red bull fanpage or a derailer for a trek marlin 5 will cost 1000 dollars to fix and in general is just a spud

That kid riding the Kmart bike is such a westy

by Nigeldawg October 27, 2020