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1. An adjective describing an annoying person. Usually a grammer nazi and a person that doesn't understand jokes.

2. Am adjective describing a kid (usually between the ages of 8 and 12) that plays video games a lot and is smart, but gets offended a lot.
Luka: "Hey did you write this definition for wato on urban dictionary?"
Isa: "Yea."
Luka: "That's a wato move."
Wato by Bruut February 7, 2019
Related Words
you are kinda being a wato right now daddy...
Wato by FrostArcticFox March 29, 2022
Watos means watos
Show me your Watos.
Can I see your Watos.
Watos by Watos January 15, 2018
Acronym for "What Are The Odds Of That?"
- The cigarette I pulled out from my cigarette box has an orange butt.
- WATOOT!
WATOOT by sampi604 January 15, 2012

watoozle cherry 

You can suck my watoozle cherry

I banged her watoozle cherry so hard last night she was climbing up the wall
watoozle cherry by zeldafan678 September 1, 2009

Watopolis 

An abnormally large head with the focus of the mass in the uppermost regions.

Note: When people with watopolis heads are toddlers, the direction of their movement is largely dictated by the gravitational forces applied to the head, since it contains the majority of the mass of the body. It often attempts rebellion and moves independently of the thoughts and requests of the body, much to the toddlers dismay.
Notable Examples:

The Brain from Pinky and the Brain..

That guy that comes into the movies/play/any staged performance late and sits directly in front of you...

"Did you see Sarah and Jack's baby? He was cute but he had a watopolis head!"

"Shut the hell up! With that big ass watapolis head!"
Watopolis by OhGeeit'sBri January 2, 2009