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B.F.W.O.C. 

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.
Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!
B.F.W.O.C. by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011
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C.O.W. Team 

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!
C.O.W. Team by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

r.o.w.y.c.o. 

Abbreviation for "rock out with your cock out". Actions taken by those who are sick of rocking out with their cocks in. According to Chad I. Ginsberg this term is haniously over used.
Kid - "r.o.w.y.c.o. man!"
Chad - "Dude, that's so fucking lame"
r.o.w.y.c.o. by Patrick D. January 26, 2004
Are you going to go to that event in Garden Grove? That's totally going to C.O.W.!

Barack Obama promised to C.O.W.!
C.O.W. by Chad Valancia July 2, 2009
career orientted woman
i wont date a c.o.w.. from work
C.O.W. by jacques gaudreau September 21, 2007
A COW is defined as a Citizen Of Watertown...A fat lazy person that collects welfare and lives off of foodstamps and mcdonalds.
Mommy why are all C.O.W.s so fat and dirty?
C.O.W. by Not A C.O.W. July 18, 2007