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Voltron Season 7 

The season that killed the fandom.
"Have you seen Amy yet?"
"Oh, you haven't heard? She watched Voltron Season 7."
"OH! That explains her disappearance."
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To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.
I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.
Voltabate by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

Voltaire 

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."
"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"
Voltaire by clockerb August 23, 2011

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltramax 

A GOP coverup involving secret weapons transfers between Decepticons, re-animated Ronald Reagan, and Ted Cruz's dad.
"Hey, did you hear about that solendra, Kenyan, Benghazi scandal?"

"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."

"What's Voltramax?"
"Exactly..."
Voltramax by theGram July 29, 2014

Voltron Season 8 

The last season of Voltron that will either kill 💀 us all, set us free 🌬, or leave and empty void 🕳 in our hearts ♥️
“Voltron season 8 is going to make me cry”-literally everyone at this point