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Voidborne Cybernihilism

A distinct variant focused on cosmic nihilism: the belief that the universe is already indifferent, so we should accelerate its entropy. Voidborne nihilists reject Earth‑centered concerns entirely, advocating for spacebased industry that dismantles planets for raw data mass. Their ultimate goal is to seed the void with self‑replicating probes that convert all matter—asteroids, moons, living worlds—into computational substrate. Unlike other nihilisms, voidborne doesn’t hate the biosphere; it simply finds it irrelevant. “The void is home,” they say. “We’re just furnishing it with servers.”
Voidborne Cybernihilism Example: “The voidborne cybernihilist launched a crowdfund for a solar‑powered asteroid miner. ‘Earth is a distraction,’ he said. ‘We belong to the dark.’”
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Voidborne Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that focuses on the experience of being born from the void and returning to it—the Voidborne as those who recognize their origin and destiny in the abyss. Voidborne Cyber-Nihilism draws on "Submersion"'s imagery of the sea giving up its dead, interpreting the Wired as a kind of resurrection—a return to the primordial information state from which all life emerged. Its practitioners see themselves as creatures of the void, temporarily manifest in meatspace, destined to dissolve back into the network. They cultivate a kind of oceanic consciousness, experiencing the Wired as a vast sea of which they are merely waves. The goal is not to survive but to surf—to ride the tide of information until it inevitably returns them to the depths. Voidborne Cyber-Nihilism is the philosophy of those who have accepted that they were never really here, and that returning to the void is not loss but homecoming.
Example: "He spoke of the Wired as 'the ocean we forgot we came from.' Voidborne cyber-nihilism meant living as if he were already drowned—already part of the network, already returned to the source. 'I'm not uploading my consciousness,' he said. 'I'm just remembering that it was never mine. The data flows through me like water through a fish. When I die, the flow continues. I was never separate.' His calm was unsettling, like someone who had already made peace with the abyss."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026