Vlasenica is the greatest city in the world. It is rumored that the Kekistani Monarch are from there and that they fled there as the government of Vlasenica gave them political asylum after republic was formed only to return to when the time is right. KEKISTAN IS THE HEART OF VLASENICA
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: A city on the balkans, you?
Person A: Paris, but which city though?
Person B: You probably never heard of it ..... Vlasenica
Person A: HOLY SHIT I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST TO BE FROM VLASENICA, YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY YOLOOOOOOO
Person B: A city on the balkans, you?
Person A: Paris, but which city though?
Person B: You probably never heard of it ..... Vlasenica
Person A: HOLY SHIT I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST TO BE FROM VLASENICA, YOU ARE SOOOO LUCKY YOLOOOOOOO
by Crimson_Syndicalist_36 April 29, 2019
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2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.
3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.
2. Verb- when two people have sex and accidental impregnation occurs.
3. Noun- the product of a vlasication; the offspring that resulted from a vlasication.
-Dude, I was going down on her when the condom broke and I vlasicated her.
-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..
-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.
-Last night there was a small mishap and we vlasicated... uh-oh..
-We never told our son that he was a vlasicate from crazy restaurant sex.
by tastyCrunch July 5, 2009
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