virginity stealer
virginity stealer by Jhon_Doe April 19, 2017
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Serial Virginity Stealer
Person 1: Dude did you hear Sam is a virgin?
Person 2: Not for long, hes dating Sarah!
1: Ohtruu shes a Serial virginity stealer! She took Max's, Steven's and Adam's last week!
Person 2: Not for long, hes dating Sarah!
1: Ohtruu shes a Serial virginity stealer! She took Max's, Steven's and Adam's last week!
Serial Virginity Stealer by SerialVirginityStealer January 6, 2012
The Virginity Stealer
His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
virginia steamer
when you creampie a girl in the ass and then lay down and have her shit on your chest and you get up and hug her... virginia is for lovers!
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virginia steamer by shawn mitchell, clumy, July 2, 2004
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)