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Virginia Ham

A certain type of person from the Virginia area, inspired by their pinkish skin tone and slightly fatty necks, due to their British ancestry. Many old money families are virginia ham, having established themselves during early colonialism. Virginia ham often work in technology defense contracting or military service.
Working in D.C. is half techie transplants, half virginia ham.

William Rawlins from The Punisher is a total Virginia Ham.
Virginia Ham by Emperor Saturn February 28, 2018

Virginia Ham

Virginia Ham by Jackson S. March 22, 2019

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass
I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham
Virginia Ham by G8RADE September 12, 2021

Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(
Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.
Virginia Ham by antenna1 March 12, 2022

virginia hammock 

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.
I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

Virginia Clam Hamper 

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.
Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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