Vijas 

The most blackest, funniest, virgin black dude there is to date. He's very good in the sex and will please your mom. Hello. Open your eyes you ugly cunt. Cuz y'all don't deserve him.

Damn you're kinda fucking retarded too bad vijas doesn't know you cuz that nigga would die fr fr 💯

Vijas by SimpLord December 17, 2019

Vitas Virus 

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

Vitas Virus by VV Victim January 26, 2010

Vijayalakshmi 

Vijayalakshmi is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Vijayalakshmi is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!

Friend 1: Omg you know Vijayalakshmi?
Friend 2: Yeah! Who doesn't?

Vijayalakshmi by Sexyshawarma69 March 16, 2021

Vitas 

The Russian Soprano singer who uses falsetto so beautifully that no one escapes the charm^o^
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...

Us worshippers: Vitas, he's our head of religeon, our treasure, our precious, our love, our source of inspiration and bravery....

Vitas by Ithilia / zx August 23, 2006

Virasintology 

A religion where followers worship femboy butts.

Jaccob belongs to the church of Virasintology, he worships at every opportunity.

Virasintology by Hambruhger January 4, 2021

Vitas 

Vitas wang is a music lover and loves coffee shops.

OMG! VITAS HAHAHAHA

Vitas by eutrophication December 8, 2022

Vitasta

The only working lampost to light up a dark street. The unique person who makes people's lives worth living!

A good name for a vampire as it is old fashioned and memorable.

You: VITASTA!!!

Vitasta: (YOUR NAME)!!!!! *cuddles*

Vitasta by Pinkisnoopy February 7, 2010