A state where everyone loves Phish.
"Welcome this is a farmhouse" - the people of vermont said in unison.
by MattZeidelman November 15, 2004
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Vermont, a place with a bunch of hillbillies and hippies live, there are more cows than people, and half the people here dont use deoderant and colonge,
Person 1 - Hey are you from Vermont
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?
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Vermont is an ok place. Nothing to exciting. Theres good skiing and snowboarding, but you may get lost on your way up to the mountain. The teenagers here are good looking, (depending on where your looking for them) DO NOT go up North or South looking for a hot girl, cause you won't find any (Red Neck City). They mostly live in the Chittenden County. The guys here are good looking, same w/ the girls don't go up north or south, stay mid-west. Vermont is also awesome for the stoners to come to (4/20 at UVM) and Ben and Jerry's! There is not much to do, so a lot go to Montreal and party there. Can't say much about the style of a typical vermonter. There are some very wealthy people that live here, and then there are some trailor trash people. So you might just want to come and check out vermont for yourself, because you won't expect what you think if you come to the Burlington area (chittend county is the places to stay in). Burlington is also known for its Ghetto neighborhoods.
Go Essex Hornets! Come to VT it isnt that bad of a place, cause i live here
by CorkyGirl41 May 19, 2005
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Vermont is...
No cities
Im from Vermont, Kill me
by HOTTIE April 12, 2005
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Save haven to pests of all kinds such as hippies, hicks, hillbillies, and homos. Prides itself on cheese, maple syrup, and ice cream, so fat people, take your self-consciousness-driven anger out on any Vermonter you see. Otherwise known for having nothing going on. Sales tax does exist there, but who cares, anyone with money to spend stays FAR away. Also has group of residents who want to willingly secede and create an independent country. Let 'em go. When we annex Cuba, we'll have an even 50 again.
Vermonter: I had nothing to do all year, so I decided to shoot up road signs, ride my snomobile, hunt, and drink cheap beer.
Other Vermonter: I'm in a perpetual acid flashback, and am under the impression that you have just sprung a third arm which is attracting all the woodland creatures.
3rd Vermonter: I'm a carpet muncher
by SitreadyRow March 27, 2009
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A bad place full of crazy liberals, communists, socialists, and cross burners.the favorite past time of vermonters is to complain about their neighbors, mine is complain about this state. it is a place where grimy hippies will put a fake ticket on your car and let you know your driving an SUV. THANKS HIPPIES. just for that i now enjoy watering my trees with gasoline. Save Big Oil, kill a tree!!!!!
"hey fred isn't vermont the best"
"no johnny its full of scum bag democrats."
by BBBjr May 30, 2007
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Never seen such a lazy and ignorant population of people. Most are washed up hippies, welfare babies, or hippy wanna -bees. You can easily view the scenery from the safety of your car, without be bothered by the local with their hand out.
Buy a coffee at the local Dunkin Donuts, wait 15 minutes or so to actually get the coffee, hand the native a five dollar bill and watch the fun begin. First the deer in the head light look, then they look at you for guidance, because the moron realizes even with the register they can not figure out the correct change. They'll refer to the manager, wait until you get a dose of this pantload, and you'll realize that Vermont is state you should just drive thru and don't bother stopping.
by Toxic Shock November 19, 2006
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