1. Venezuela is a country that people(especially gringos) dont know:
a) exist
b) where its located if they know it exists
c) that it exists, is in south america and is full of riches i.e: oil
4. Producer of Cacique and Polar.
5. Manufactures Hummer parts by underpaid workers for corporate foreign bastards.
6. Has an intelligent president that cares about his people, unlike Bush and some past leaders.
7. Always in the top 5 in the Miss Universe pageant.
a) exist
b) where its located if they know it exists
c) that it exists, is in south america and is full of riches i.e: oil
4. Producer of Cacique and Polar.
5. Manufactures Hummer parts by underpaid workers for corporate foreign bastards.
6. Has an intelligent president that cares about his people, unlike Bush and some past leaders.
7. Always in the top 5 in the Miss Universe pageant.
by VotaNOOOOO!!!!! November 7, 2005
beautiful country in south america, with beautiful women and nice accent.Actual president, some fidel castro wanna be. Producer of gas for your car.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
1. Beautiful country, beautiful chicks, hot guys, beautiful beaches, mountains, nice accent, taste and yeah, the worst president in the world.
2. Homeland of some excellent Hispanic artists; Ricardo Montaner, Patricia Velasquez, Oscar D'Leon.
3. Homeland of The Liberator, Simon Bolivar... One of the world's greatest heroes.
4. Homeland of most girls with a big ass.
2. Homeland of some excellent Hispanic artists; Ricardo Montaner, Patricia Velasquez, Oscar D'Leon.
3. Homeland of The Liberator, Simon Bolivar... One of the world's greatest heroes.
4. Homeland of most girls with a big ass.
by IOIO June 13, 2005
by hUrLeY LuveR June 29, 2003
Venezuela used to be beautiful, until economic depression kicked in, and crime rates soared. Those who had ever visited Venezuela never lived to tell the tale ever since.
by Anon100k May 14, 2016
BEAUTIFUL country... but... a fucker for a president.. let's get real and stop listening to nateddi he/she is a fucker and a liar, probably getting paid by the government for supporting them!
Eres una muerta/o de hambre maldita/o puta/o!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabes que son unos tramposos!!!!!!! y tambien sabes q solo le vas a chavez porque te da real!!!!! ya lo van a pagar! y yo me voy a reir cuando se los lleven a todos presos!!!! ASESINOSSSSS!!!!!!!!
by FUERAcHAVEZ!!!!!! October 7, 2004
A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.
by DJ May 23, 2004